Tuesday, July 4, 2023

Not quite Shakespeare: About the Author

 Found poem with refrigerator magnets

In college I had a friend, then known as Frances Harrod, who adored Alexander Pope. She had memorized hours and hours of his work, and would recite at any provocation. I loved it. I particularly loved Pope's Epistle to Dr. Arbuthnot, where Pope complains about the travails of being a famous poet. Alas. At one point, he mocks folks who try to flatter him by telling him how he resembles the greats, but only in their defects:  "Go on, obliging creature, make me see//All that disgraced my betters, met in me." Naturally I found it very possible to take the same approach.


About the Author

 

Like Proust, I’m not inventive.

Like Henry James, I’m fat.

Like Melville, slow to publish;

Like Eliot, I’ve a cat.

 

Like Stevens, I do other work;

Like Jarrell, write in prose.

Like Thurber, I don’t see too good;

Like Shakespeare, I wear clothes.

 

Like Kafka, I remember dreams;

Like Shaw, pontificate.

Love Paris just like Baudelaire;

Like Henry Roth, I’m late.

 

Like Freud, I must have enemies.

Like Gilbert, I’m not glad.

Like Wilde, I’m snide but tactless.

Like Sylvia Plath, I’m mad.

 

Like Joyce, exploit allusions;

Like Tolstoy, I’m no fun;

Like William Blake, can’t catch a break;

Like Reverend John, I’m donne.


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