Quote of the week

"Dude, it's not rocket surgery."

[This photo was not taken near Area 51.]

Quote of the week

"You can't tell which way the train has gone by looking at the tracks."  (And these photos don't have much to do with that quotation.)

oh OUI ! Encore, M le Président, comme ça!

First round of elections coming up in France.  Not everyone has been having a good time over the last five years.

Yes we can ::::::: No weekend

Found in Paris 7 5 0 0 3 in 2008

Dancing with the Polls

Not that I’ve ever been to a prom, but

if the election were that kind of dance,

Mitt Romney would be the boy who asks you

four months ahead, and

you don’t actually want to go with him,

but at least you’d have a date, and

Newt would be the class president

who asks you a month ahead,

and he thinks he impressed your parents, but

he calls you two days before

to say he forgot but he’d asked a girl

at another school, and their prom’s the same night,

and how would you feel about sharing him, and

Rick Santorum would preach against slow dancing,

and Obama would be the boy

no one thought could get elected Prom King

and he would look so fine in his tux

and would be one hell of a slow dancer,

and Sarah Palin would sneak in without a ticket,

and bitch when she got caught

trying to crash the Court.